(via marc-ja-cobs)(via therealpobox)
clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
(via ftnick)
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
(via ftnick)
excalilbur:
when the person you like talks to you first
(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
Dorothy Roberts in Killing the Black Body (via daniellemertina)(via diamondbrianna)
hellomynameiscourt:
It’s hard to have fun when you’re on a budget smh
(via diamondbrianna)
unfollower:
pausequoi:
samandriel:
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
(via thevoicecalledcheesecake)
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